May 2012
“My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than...”
– Sheldon Cooper. (The Big Bang Theory. Episode: The Bozeman Reaction)
Just so we’re clear, you understand that me hanging back to practice with you is a pretext for letting you know that I’m sexually available.
Raj: You slipped and fell into a robot hand?
Wolowitz: ...Yes.
Raj: ...Penis first?
Wolowitz: ...Yes.. Now help me!
"Oh I don't trust banks, I believe that when the...
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Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
“I admire your fingering. Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument.”
– Leslie, The Big Bang Theory (via anewmeforyou)
Leonard: I thought you weren't interested in me?
Leslie: I wasn't until I saw you fondling that fine piece of wood between your legs.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
“The need to find another human being to share ones life with has always puzzled...”
– Sheldon, to Howard and Bernadette (via sheldonwritesanotherblog)
